Friday, November 14, 2008

HERE'S CRABBY!

You are in the bedroom. You see Crab Nicholson. He has no mittens. His claws are menacing. Exits are bathroom, kitchen, living room, and Crab Nicholson's
ULTIMATE LAIR OF AWESOMENESS

What do you do?

>go bathroom
The door is locked. Inside you hear a moaning: "Oh Jesus Christ I'm fapping like the Fist of the North Star!"

>go kitchen
You smell a pot of fondue boiling. On the counter is a delicious cake, and bags upon bags of incredible snacks. Crab Nicholson does not want you to go this way. It is not wise to defy Crab Nicholson.

>go living room
The living room does not want visitors at this time.

>go ultimate lair of awesomeness
'lair of awesomeness' is not nearby.

>go ULTIMATE LAIR OF AWESOMENESS
Now the party's started.

>Fuck Year
THIS PARTY'S GETTING CRAZY...!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

here's the thread revival in FUCKIN HUGE jpeg format, the whole thread archived. Great ideas in there:

http://rapidshare.com/files/163917607/CN_copy.jpg.html

Anonymous said...

Layton, this blod is a good idea.

I'm MFGreth, I made the other site. We could use the blog for writing.

We'll use the site for planning.

Were gonna do a wiki too.

You can have a administrative access to the site.

AIM me at MrMastodon32690 or Msn at
MrMastodon32690@aol.com

also

http://crabnicholsonstextadventure.webs.com/

Schadenfreude said...

CentralChat.net
#Crab


server and room.