[General consensus is that this puzzle requires too much googling and should be put in later, so moving along.]
>turn knobs
The door opens, and out pour lovely rainbows. Beautiful colors spread all over your body, drowning you deeply in ecstasy. The blues and oranges and ohhhhh it's like cumming all over! DragonForce is blaring across the hallway. The LAIR OF EXTREME AWESOMENESS is now open to you.
>enter LAIR OF EXTREME AWESOMENESS
You walk slowly through the door, bathed in all the wonderful colors. Crab Nicholson follows, shutting the door behind him. On the floor is a BOTTLE, an ATARI 2600, a BOX OF DVDS, a BAG OF CHIPS, and A BLOWUP DOLL.
>look atari 2600
You turn 2600 degrees and vomit violently.
2 comments:
At some point you have to play Rock Paper scissors with Crab Nicholson.
since he IS a crab, he can only ever choose scissors. the game will NEVER make note of this, but it should be (somewhat) common sense to anyone playing this game up to this point.
you are given all three options. at first.
choosing Scissors ties and you play again, until at some point you are both too wound up with excitement for this shit, and the option for pack of smokes appears, which is the only winning way out of the game.
choosing paper makes CrabJack cut you in half with his crab claw scissors.
Choosing rock the first time will make you both put on Aviator sunglasses and play guitar together, then go back to rock paper scissors. choosing rock after this will just make him crush you with a rock. CrabJack hates losing.
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