You are standing in a bedroom. You are tired as shit. In front of you is a BED, behind you is a DOOR, nearby is a WINDOW.
>look door
You're fucking tired, go to bed.
>look window
I said you're fucking tired, godamn.
>use bed
You stretch out and pull back your covers, wiping off the cat vomit. You pull up the covers and turn on a side, thinking about what you are going to do tomorrow. Same shit, different day.
You begin to doze off, dreams of sweet ass cheeks floating into your little head. All of the sudden the door explodes. Crab Nicholson emerges!
"ARE YOU READY FOR THAT SLEEPOVER NIGGER? FUCK YEAH YOU ARE!"
Nicholson hoists you up with his massive claws and whisks you away.
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You and crab jack have been best friends for as long as you can remember, but tragedy has struck, crabjack's dad just got a new job in ohio so he has to move away forever. The two of you swear to have the greatest slumber party in the history of mankind so you never forget each other.
http://i33.tinypic.com/axn33c.jpg
colored in the background.
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I made a board.
We need to think of some plot devices common to sleepovers...
a few examples
1) you make a prank call, but it goes wrong and the guy on the other end says he is phoning the police, you hide in a closet because you are scared they'd arrest you
2) you accidentally block the toilet with a huge shit and you can't flush it, do you tell crabby?
3) You accidentally scratch Crabby's favorite PS2 game, what do you do?
4) Crabby invites you to watch porn on his dads laptop, do you agree?
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